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More on Taliban arms confiscations

Biden sends Beto O'Rourke to Afghanistan.

""Unlike America, the Taliban is very progressive when it comes to gun legislation. This is just a common-sense measure," O'Rourke said as he wrestled an AK-47 out of the hands of an Afghan woman before the Taliban whisked her away."

But there is good news.

"Unfortunately, O'Rourke was caught in his furry costume and is now imprisoned on death row. Biden says we will have to either drop off some pallets of cash to get him back or start a second Afghan war."

From the Babylon Bee, our most trusted source for fake news.