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Babylon Bee strikes again
Posted by David Hardy · 13 November 2019 12:24 PM
Police Arrest AR-15, let mass shooter go free.
"It's 3 pm. Do you know where your assault rifle is?" [a CDC official] cautioned.
The assault rifle has been charged with several counts of murder, assault, and domestic terrorism, and will be tried as an adult, sources confirmed.
At publishing time, the shooter had decided not to use a gun for his next mass attack so that he will get full credit for it."
and again--
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The "Assault Rifle" is shoulder fired, uses ammo of intermediate caliber and is select fire. Never used to commit violent crimes. So there. Jack.
I am sure that AR-15 is a misunderstood youth who had a troubled upbringing and should not be blame for this unfortunate action /scar off