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"Ban this dangerous weapon right now"
Posted by David Hardy · 19 March 2016 09:53 PM
It's the favorite tool of serial killers. We probably have to go slowly, though, better half a loaf than none, maybe just take one slice at a time. First, regulate cars as tightly as we do guns, no purchases without a background check, no interstate sales, possession forbidden to felons, persons with mental commitments, illegal aliens, etc.. Then outlaw these particularly dangerous vehicles.
Hat tip to Instapundit.
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Perhaps they should submit it as a editorial to the NY Time and The Washington Post :)
While I'm loath to laud a UO person, this satire hit home 90%. Perhaps it's not quite up to the standards of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal", but it's clearly modeled on the Master.
And yes, all the hysterical arguments against the ownership & use of ONE mechanical tool are directly applicable against a ... MINI-VAN!
(Concealed Vehicle Permits not discussed .. down 10% on your final exam, Mr. Hardy!)