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Quote of the week

It's been disclosed that Sen. Vitter (R-La) was a frequent customer of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who ran a string of DC area call girls.

Reporters asked his wife if she's going to take it as Hillary Clinton did. Her reply:

""I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary," Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. "If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me.""

I bet if he looked for armor on EBay, the Senator could find some chain-mail underwear...

Egad--looks like the Washington Madam blew it, er, lost her big chance. Hustler magazine was offering $1 million for proof of legislative hanky-panky; she could have sold that CD with images of her phone calls and had a million in the bank.