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This is NOT The Onion...

Britain tries to cope with knife crime by printing anti-knife messages on boxes of friend chicken.

If someone wants to go really knife-free, they'd buy an entire chicken and then tear it apart with their teeth. Come to think of it, someone still has to decapitate the chicken and clean it, so even that wouldn't work.