Assault charges for squirting fox urine on trespassers
Homeowner learns kids are going to TP his house, loads a squirt gun with fox urine, squirts them and is charged with assault. Snowflakes in Hell has the story.
You'd have thought they'd regard it as one prank deserves another. The hardest part, I'm sure, was forcing the fox to urinate in the squirt gun (grin).