A White House leak...

To be fair, the number would be higher but for the economy being the tank, thereby reducing some people's ability to pay . . .

Dear, Barack Obama,
We will send you the aforementioned baseball caps, pullover sweaters, and pens when we figure out how to fit them all in a suppository.

I find it amusing that Obama signs his last name with a big zero instead of an "O."

That letter's a fake, right?

Seems legit.