Sudden insight into terrorism
I just realized ... what do almost all terrorists have in common?
2001: Mohamed Atta, a/k/a Muḥammad Muḥammad al-Āmir ‘Awaḍ as-Sayyid leads the 9/11 hijackings and mass murders. His fellow conspirators included Abdulaziz al-Omari , Satam Suqami, Abdulaziz Alomari, Nawaf Alhazmi, and Abdulaziz al-Omari.
2003: Abdullah el-Faisal is convicted in Britain on charges of soliciting the murder of Americans, Jews, and Hindus.
2009: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tries to destroy an aircraft with a bomb in his underwear.
2009: Nidal Malik Hasan murders 13 servicemen at Fort Hood. He previously consulted Anwar al-Awlaki.
2009: Talib Islam attempts to set off a truck bomb in Springfield, Illinois.
2010: Faisal Shahzad tries to set off a car bomb in Times Square.
2010: Roshonara Choudhry is arrested in Britain after stabbing a former cabinet minister.
2011: Arid Uka kills two American servicemen at the Frankfurt airport.
What do they all have in common? It's obvious -- they all have really funny names. Once that is understood, we can see how to focus on the dangerous folks without ethnic profiling. Iqubal Farouki -- enhanced screening. John Smith -- step aboard, sir. Wackford Squeers -- pat down, even tho he is a Dickens character. Sgt. Max Fightmaster ,,, he boards, because we have to exclude really cool funny names.