It sounds to me like the counsel needs to find a new profession; Chrysler has a lot more intelligence than he does. Even the judge seems unimpressed.

Just when you think the Empire has gone totally down the drain something like this comes along.

Bravo Mr. Chrysler! Yes, you may well have stolen 40,000+ hotel coat hangers, but at least you're willing to face up to things with style!

Gotta wonder if that is for real. It reads like a Monty Python sketch.

Gents; check out the rest of the page. It's a a tribute to a humorist (and a very good one) upon his death. Miles Kingston.

That he has us all laughing at what we thought was real is the mark of comic genius.

This site has day 2 as well:

http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~vy203/archives/2005/04/19/the-most-entertaining-trial-ever/