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Now, this can't be a Nigerian Business Scam....
I mean, it's by unanimous vote of their Senate!
OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA.
Attn: BENEFICIARY ,
We receieved your file on Wednesday 19/03/2008 regarding the activation of your approved Contract payment method which has been signed by the Chief Accountant General of the Federation and from the office of the Presidency. We the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian, Under the auspices of the Head of states, President Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar'adua and the World Bank African Region, The Foreign Payment Officer, World Bank Africa Region, REV. DR. RICHARD WALTERS held a meeting on Tuesday the 18th day of March, 2008 concerning all debt , both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds before the new government will Release the year"s budget. On going through files on that Tuesday the 18th day of March, 2008 , we discovered that your file of $22,000,000.00 Dollas (22 Million Dollas) was dumped untreated because you have been dealing with the wrong officials of Central Bank of Nigeria and because of the fraudulent act of our Central Bank Governor, PROF. CHARLES C. SOLUDO......
Comments
I say go for it. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Don Gwinn at March 21, 2008 01:16 PM
You know, there is no stronger currency in the world than Dollas. All my holdings are in Dollas. You cannot go wrong investing in Dollas. Dollas could be no more secure if they were embossed on gold foil.
And there is no more government in the world more Federalian, or more Republician, than the Federal Republic of Nigerian.
I mean, come on! They've got a bicameral legislature in a single chamber: the Federal House of Senate!
How can you not trust these guys?
Posted by: DJMoore at March 21, 2008 01:40 PM
You'd better jump right on that and as soon as you get that handled, contact me, because I have real deal for you.
I can let you in on the ground floor of ocean front property in Arkansas.
Posted by: straightarrrow at March 23, 2008 12:11 AM
What is it with these guys CAPITALIZING NAMES for no apparent reason?
That, and writing out the currency value in words after putting it in numbers? [$22,000,000 (22 Million United States Dollars...pardon me, "Dollas")].
Finally, what's the deal with "Calvary Greetings" as a salutation in the religiously-themed 419 scam emails? The only time I've ever heard anyone greet someone else with that salutation is in 419 scams.
I think someone needs to start teaching these guys proper English. That, or cut off Nigeria from the internet.
Posted by: Pete S. at March 24, 2008 10:53 PM