Roundup of dumb crooks
Let's see... should the criminal Darwin Award go to:
Francisco Torrez, who was arrested after checking into a hospital due to an asthma attack -- brought on by inhaling powder smoke after he shot at his intended victim. Or...
Daniel Clark, who attempted to disguise himself during a robbery by coloring his face blue. He fled, but when officers tracking him down, they had no trouble IDing him. Since he still had the blue coloring on his face.