Great dumb crook story
Police are arresting a drug dealer in his apartment, when a fellow wanders in and asks a detective (who is wearing his badge) if he can score some meth for him. He manages to overlook, not only the badge, but that the room is full of police and the dealer is handcuffed on the couch.
While arresting him, another fellow arrives with seven baggies of meth.
(If the story is correct, it sounds like Eugene OR police are rather jaded about such, since it describes them as issuing a citation to the dealer and as stopping answering the door at this point).