Some days the newspaper reads like "News of the Wierd"
From this morning's Arizona Daily Star:
First, the staff of an elementary school notices a very foul odor and calls a plumber. He finds the pluming is OK, keeps searching until he finds the source -- a decomposing corpse in the air conditioning ductwork. I'd assume it was a burglar who had a heart attack or stroke while on the job. But what he was hoping to steal from an elementary school, and take back thru the ductwork, is beyond me.
On the same page... an FBI agent was busted for indecent exposure after he was found masturbating in a ladies' room at the University's student union. That's not easy to explain -- as I'm sure he said to his boss.
THEN... the Exec. Dir. of the State Fingerprinting Board was discovered to have an interesting MySpace page:
"Seavers' MySpace.com web page said he lived "a quiet daytime life as a state employee" but that his friends knew him "as wild debauchery, interested in self-promotion and enrichment. And by enrichment, I mean money. None of this self-esteem crap. Though afflicted by dipsomania, I stroll through crowds under the guise of sobriety. I volunteer as a Big Brother, only to indoctrinate children in the gothic splendors of lawlessness.""