How the elite sees life
The Harvard Crimson reports in shock that (1) a dog stalking a squirrel actually killed him and (2) there were two robberies on campus... one using an umbrella: "The idea of Harvard students being threatened with knives and umbrellas in the shadow of Widener Library is quite unsettling."
"This university is its own, insular community full of people who have been taught from nursery school not to hit and to use their words. We made it to Harvard, in part, because we internalized this lesson particularly well—we use our words a lot, and we are confident that others will do the same. When one of the victims of last month’s thefts was approached by his assailants, he told them, “I don’t have time for this.” "