Starting off the day with a chuckle
The United Dairy Farmers' chain of stores in Ohio last week posted signs stating that no firearms were allowed. And promptly got robbed five times.
Perhaps the robbers were illiterate? Maybe not, since one made his robbery demand while empty-handed, announcing that his gun was in his pocket and he would take it out unless give the money. That's not an approach one would take if there was any chance of the clerk having his own piece under the counter.